with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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