Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Farmville is her only friend.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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