Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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