so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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