needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
tell me about the fingering
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