Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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