you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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