I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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