Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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