You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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