How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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