I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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