Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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