what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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