Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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