Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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