You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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