that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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