i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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