i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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