check it out our google latitudes are spooning
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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