Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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