Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Is it because I queefed?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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