Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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