he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm really busy with my period
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