Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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