Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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