Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Mom said you looked used
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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