I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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