Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
When are your genitals available?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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