Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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