Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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