Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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