your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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