HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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