i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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