Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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