i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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