READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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