you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
