Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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