i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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