Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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