It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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