There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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