we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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