Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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