haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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