did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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