the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
