How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Randomize
