so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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