Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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