the day after is always just damage control
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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