do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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