their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
ttyl tear gas
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
