just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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