is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
only if we run a train.
done.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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